of-mice-and-mike:

Perfect!!!!
keepmegoingbaby:

My dad used to do this, I love you old man 

honksy:

*on my deathbed*

nurse: do you have any last words

me: i………..regret……being so……m…..mean………and heartless…………….

*the light goes out of my eyes*

*a small piece of paper falls out of my hand*

*the paper says one word only*

“sike”

(via stivesyy)

dr0p-dead-and-fuck-the-future:

dear-melina-count-me-in:

i laughed so hard at this

He’s so fucking cute, I might throw myself out my window!
austincarsex:

hahah oh

akanedee:

if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence

(via die-in-beautifulstars)

fiercezucchini:

those feelings when you want a relationship

but you don’t

but you do

but you don’t

(via die-in-beautifulstars)

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